added 2007 Thu Jun 14 16:23:05 by luvmyprez
The self-defeating Draft Al campaign is just the tip of the Democrats' woes. Despite numerous polls claiming that registered Democrats like myself are happy with their current field of presidential contenders, Gore betrays subterranean tremors of doubt.
The self-defeating Draft Al campaign is just the tip of the Democrats' woes. Despite numerous polls claiming that registered Democrats like myself are happy with their current field of presidential contenders, Gore betrays subterranean tremors of doubt.
added 2007 Mon Jun 11 21:34:58 by stacy85
Many of my friends are musicians, artists and/or actors. And as much as I love them as people, I do not always love their art. So over the years I have developed an incredible strategy that allows me to tell some sort of the truth without hurting anyones feelings. For example: What I think: "I can't believe Sony would sign such a bunch of t
Many of my friends are musicians, artists and/or actors. And as much as I love them as people, I do not always love their art. So over the years I have developed an incredible strategy that allows me to tell some sort of the truth without hurting anyones feelings. For example: What I think: "I can't believe Sony would sign such a bunch of t
added 2007 Wed May 23 18:21:35 by catstevens
No doubt about it, if there were a Miss Energy Pageant, Miss Ethanol would win hands down. Everyone loves ethanol. "Ramp up the availability of ethanol," says Hillary Clinton. "Ethanol makes a lot of sense," says John McCain. "The economics of ethanol make more and more sense," says Mitt Romney. "We've
No doubt about it, if there were a Miss Energy Pageant, Miss Ethanol would win hands down. Everyone loves ethanol. "Ramp up the availability of ethanol," says Hillary Clinton. "Ethanol makes a lot of sense," says John McCain. "The economics of ethanol make more and more sense," says Mitt Romney. "We've
added 2007 Tue May 15 21:08:21 by TimALoftis
In a statement issued to the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, Former president Jimmy Carter has called upon Congress to revisit Don't Ask, Don't Tell, the policy prohibiting open lesbians and gays from serving in the US military.
In a statement issued to the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, Former president Jimmy Carter has called upon Congress to revisit Don't Ask, Don't Tell, the policy prohibiting open lesbians and gays from serving in the US military.
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added 2007 Fri Apr 13 9:58:28 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS - WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS: "Good morning, the tax season is upon us, when Americans join together in the doings of their taxes. It is a holy time when we celebrate the paying in of your money to me in a great outpouring of gifts, song and dance."
THE ONION RADIO NEWS - WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS: "Good morning, the tax season is upon us, when Americans join together in the doings of their taxes. It is a holy time when we celebrate the paying in of your money to me in a great outpouring of gifts, song and dance."
added 2007 Sat Apr 7 4:09:13 by gatitabonitasen
For centuries it has been one of the Catholic Church's favourite topics. But the Pope has given a fresh reminder to his flock that Hell is hell and bemoaned the fact that it rarely gets talked about these days. The 79-year old pontiff used a Mass in the gritty Fidene suburb of Rome to put damnation back on the agenda. "Jesus came to tell us e
For centuries it has been one of the Catholic Church's favourite topics. But the Pope has given a fresh reminder to his flock that Hell is hell and bemoaned the fact that it rarely gets talked about these days. The 79-year old pontiff used a Mass in the gritty Fidene suburb of Rome to put damnation back on the agenda. "Jesus came to tell us e
added 2007 Thu Apr 5 5:50:08 by STONERS
Elizabeth Edwards said Wednesday she feels she let down her family and the country by neglecting to get mammograms that could have caught her cancer earlier.
Elizabeth Edwards said Wednesday she feels she let down her family and the country by neglecting to get mammograms that could have caught her cancer earlier.
added 2007 Wed Mar 28 23:23:55 by ind06
Ted Turner IS captain Planet! Saving the environment as kicking a$$!
Ted Turner IS captain Planet! Saving the environment as kicking a$$!
added 2007 Sun Mar 18 20:48:57 by TimALoftis
Bill Richardson, the Democratic governor of New Mexico and 2008 presidential candidate, announced that he believes "don't ask, don't tell" should be repealed.
Bill Richardson, the Democratic governor of New Mexico and 2008 presidential candidate, announced that he believes "don't ask, don't tell" should be repealed.
added 2007 Sat Mar 17 0:09:51 by TimALoftis
Days after General Peter Pace, created a minor firestorm when he justified his support for the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy by describing homosexuality as "immoral," a group of seven high-ranking eterans responded this morning with a call for Pace to apologize and for Congress to repeal the policy.
Days after General Peter Pace, created a minor firestorm when he justified his support for the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy by describing homosexuality as "immoral," a group of seven high-ranking eterans responded this morning with a call for Pace to apologize and for Congress to repeal the policy.
added 2007 Fri Mar 9 22:52:55 by scarlett426
At a forum in New York on Thursday, Senator John McCain was asked a number of questions on myriad issues. While his position on the troop buildup is well known, he talked about a few other issues related to conservatives' concerns about his candidacy.
At a forum in New York on Thursday, Senator John McCain was asked a number of questions on myriad issues. While his position on the troop buildup is well known, he talked about a few other issues related to conservatives' concerns about his candidacy.
added 2007 Fri Mar 9 10:43:15 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Friends of Brent Jureston say there's little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Friends of Brent Jureston say there's little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit.
added 2007 Tue Mar 6 19:29:09 by STONERS
Government regulation of tobacco could backfire by inadvertently forcing smokers to light up more and inhale more deeply, the head of the Food and Drug Administration said Tuesday.
Government regulation of tobacco could backfire by inadvertently forcing smokers to light up more and inhale more deeply, the head of the Food and Drug Administration said Tuesday.
added 2007 Sat Mar 3 11:22:27 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An Elderly member of the Hells Angels known only as "Snake" savagely attacked Benefits Manager Jerry Russo late last night in the hope of securing a better deal on prescription drugs.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An Elderly member of the Hells Angels known only as "Snake" savagely attacked Benefits Manager Jerry Russo late last night in the hope of securing a better deal on prescription drugs.
added 2007 Thu Mar 1 9:42:42 by ind06
Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global warming documentary "An Inconvenient Truth," the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.
Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global warming documentary "An Inconvenient Truth," the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.
added 2007 Sun Feb 25 9:43:51 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry "The Wrigleyville Stabber" Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry "The Wrigleyville Stabber" Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust.
added 2007 Thu Feb 8 7:26:48 by ind06
Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
added 2007 Thu Feb 1 8:40:05 by STONERS
Experts have called for closer study of less lethal strains of the H5N1 bird flu virus because they might be more likely candidates to spark an influenza pandemic.
Experts have called for closer study of less lethal strains of the H5N1 bird flu virus because they might be more likely candidates to spark an influenza pandemic.
added 2007 Tue Jan 23 11:21:59 by ind06
CIA Director Michael Hayden purchased nuclear-attack insurance Wednesday, paying a $100,000 premium for his homes in suburban Washington and near Cheyenne Mountain, CO. "It's a typical policy that protects the insured from damages caused by fallout, though at that rate, I usually don't sell too many," said Allstate agent Gary Rutter.
CIA Director Michael Hayden purchased nuclear-attack insurance Wednesday, paying a $100,000 premium for his homes in suburban Washington and near Cheyenne Mountain, CO. "It's a typical policy that protects the insured from damages caused by fallout, though at that rate, I usually don't sell too many," said Allstate agent Gary Rutter.
added 2007 Sat Jan 20 2:46:01 by ind06
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
added 2007 Sun Jan 14 5:48:09 by mamasan
Here are pictures of the original Anthrax letters sent only to the Democrats on Capital Hill as the Votes were pending for the Patriot Act. The sender of these letters has never been found.
Here are pictures of the original Anthrax letters sent only to the Democrats on Capital Hill as the Votes were pending for the Patriot Act. The sender of these letters has never been found.
added 2007 Sun Jan 7 4:25:31 by berbles
This is for all those people who are fleeing, and all those who are considering it.
This is for all those people who are fleeing, and all those who are considering it.
