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    <title>Web 2.0 announcer feed for Dont</title>
    <link>http://8dont.web2announcer.com/</link>
    <description>Web 2.0 announcer top stories for Dont</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 16:23:05 GMT</pubDate><item>
	<title>OP-ED:  Don&#039;t run, Al. Don&#039;t!</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2045370</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    The self-defeating Draft Al campaign is just the tip of the Democrats&#039; woes.  Despite numerous polls claiming that registered Democrats like myself are happy with their current field of presidential contenders, Gore betrays subterranean tremors of doubt.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 16:23:05 GMT</pubDate>
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	<title>Songs from The Sopranos Series Finale</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2040650</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Many of my friends are musicians, artists and/or actors. And as much as I love them as people, I do not always love their art. So over the years I have developed an incredible strategy that allows me to tell some sort of the truth without hurting anyones feelings. For example:

What I think: &quot;I can&#039;t believe Sony would sign such a bunch of t
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    <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:34:58 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2040650</guid><category domain="http://bob.web2announcer.com/">bob</category><category domain="http://dylan.web2announcer.com/">dylan</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://4stop.web2announcer.com/">stop</category><category domain="http://believin.web2announcer.com/">believin</category><category domain="http://final.web2announcer.com/">final</category><category domain="http://episode.web2announcer.com/">episode</category><category domain="http://hbo.web2announcer.com/">HBO</category><category domain="http://journey.web2announcer.com/">journey</category><category domain="http://season.web2announcer.com/">season</category><category domain="http://finale.web2announcer.com/">finale</category><category domain="http://series.web2announcer.com/">series</category><category domain="http://sonic.web2announcer.com/">sonic</category><category domain="http://youth.web2announcer.com/">Youth</category><category domain="http://soundtrack.web2announcer.com/">soundtrack</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://noisettes.web2announcer.com/">noisettes</category><category domain="http://sopranos.web2announcer.com/">sopranos</category><category domain="http://tony.web2announcer.com/">Tony</category><category domain="http://soprano.web2announcer.com/">soprano</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2014408</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 11:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2014408</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://shoot.web2announcer.com/">shoot</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://puppy.web2announcer.com/">puppy</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2015847</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 11:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2015847</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://shoot.web2announcer.com/">shoot</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://puppy.web2announcer.com/">puppy</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2015880</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 11:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2015880</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://shoot.web2announcer.com/">shoot</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://puppy.web2announcer.com/">puppy</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2015913</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 11:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2015913</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://shoot.web2announcer.com/">shoot</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://puppy.web2announcer.com/">puppy</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2015944</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Don&#039;t Shoot The Puppy.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 11:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2015944</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://shoot.web2announcer.com/">shoot</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://puppy.web2announcer.com/">puppy</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>The Many Myths of Ethanol</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/2005067</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    No doubt about it, if there were a Miss Energy Pageant, Miss Ethanol would win hands down. Everyone loves ethanol.

&quot;Ramp up the availability of ethanol,&quot; says Hillary Clinton.

&quot;Ethanol makes a lot of sense,&quot; says John McCain.

&quot;The economics of ethanol make more and more sense,&quot; says Mitt Romney.

&quot;We&#039;ve
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    <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 18:21:35 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/2005067</guid><category domain="http://ethanol.web2announcer.com/">ethanol</category><category domain="http://myths.web2announcer.com/">myths</category><category domain="http://economics.web2announcer.com/">economics</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://add.web2announcer.com/">add</category><category domain="http://up.web2announcer.com/">UP</category><category domain="http://stossel.web2announcer.com/">stossel</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Jimmy Carter calls on Congress to revisit Don&#039;t Ask, Don&#039;t Tell</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1911592</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    In a statement issued to the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, Former president Jimmy Carter has called upon Congress to revisit Don&#039;t Ask, Don&#039;t Tell, the policy prohibiting open lesbians and gays from serving in the US military.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 21:08:21 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1911592</guid><category domain="http://jimmy.web2announcer.com/">jimmy</category><category domain="http://carter.web2announcer.com/">carter</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://ask.web2announcer.com/">ask</category><category domain="http://tell.web2announcer.com/">tell</category><category domain="http://gays.web2announcer.com/">gays</category><category domain="http://in.web2announcer.com/">in</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://military.web2announcer.com/">military</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Taxing Day Celebration</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1425516</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    THE ONION RADIO NEWS - WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS: &quot;Good morning, the tax season is upon us, when Americans join together in the doings of their taxes. It is a holy time when we celebrate the paying in of your money to me in a great outpouring of gifts, song and dance.&quot;
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    <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:58:28 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1425516</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://8forget.web2announcer.com/">forget</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://put.web2announcer.com/">PUT</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://big.web2announcer.com/">big</category><category domain="http://bow.web2announcer.com/">Bow</category><category domain="http://on.web2announcer.com/">on</category><category domain="http://that.web2announcer.com/">that</category><category domain="http://tax.web2announcer.com/">tax</category><category domain="http://payment.web2announcer.com/">payment</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Why don&#039;t we talk about hell any more, asks the Pope</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1336985</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    For centuries it has been one of the Catholic Church&#039;s favourite topics. But the Pope has given a fresh reminder to his flock that Hell is hell and bemoaned the fact that it rarely gets talked about these days.
The 79-year old pontiff used a Mass in the gritty Fidene suburb of Rome to put damnation back on the agenda. &quot;Jesus came to tell us e
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    <pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:09:13 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1336985</guid><category domain="http://why.web2announcer.com/">why</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://we.web2announcer.com/">We</category><category domain="http://talk.web2announcer.com/">talk</category><category domain="http://about.web2announcer.com/">About</category><category domain="http://hell.web2announcer.com/">hell</category><category domain="http://any.web2announcer.com/">any</category><category domain="http://more.web2announcer.com/">more</category><category domain="http://asks.web2announcer.com/">asks</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://pope.web2announcer.com/">pope</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Do Not Neglect Mammograms</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1313013</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Elizabeth Edwards said Wednesday she feels she let down her family and the country by neglecting to get mammograms that could have caught her cancer earlier.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:50:08 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1313013</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://neglect.web2announcer.com/">Neglect</category><category domain="http://mammograms.web2announcer.com/">Mammograms</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Robot Chicken- Captain Planet!!!</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1194932</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Ted Turner IS captain Planet! Saving the environment as kicking a$$!
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    <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:23:55 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1194932</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://even.web2announcer.com/">Even</category><category domain="http://think.web2announcer.com/">Think</category><category domain="http://about.web2announcer.com/">About</category><category domain="http://littering.web2announcer.com/">Littering</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Bill Richardson Calls For End To &#039;Don&#039;t Ask, Don&#039;t Tell&#039;</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1050704</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Bill Richardson, the Democratic governor of New Mexico and 2008 presidential candidate, announced that he believes &quot;don&#039;t ask, don&#039;t tell&quot; should be repealed.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 20:48:57 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1050704</guid><category domain="http://bill.web2announcer.com/">bill</category><category domain="http://richardson.web2announcer.com/">richardson</category><category domain="http://new.web2announcer.com/">new</category><category domain="http://mexico.web2announcer.com/">Mexico</category><category domain="http://2008.web2announcer.com/">2008</category><category domain="http://election.web2announcer.com/">election</category><category domain="http://presidential.web2announcer.com/">presidential</category><category domain="http://candidate.web2announcer.com/">candidate</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://ask.web2announcer.com/">ask</category><category domain="http://tell.web2announcer.com/">tell</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Retired Gay Officers Demand Pace Apology, Repeal Of Law</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/1030494</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Days after General Peter Pace, created a minor firestorm when he justified his support for the military&#039;s &quot;Don&#039;t Ask, Don&#039;t Tell&quot; policy by describing homosexuality as &quot;immoral,&quot; a group of seven high-ranking eterans responded this morning with a call for Pace to apologize and for Congress to repeal the policy.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:09:51 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/1030494</guid><category domain="http://homosexuality.web2announcer.com/">homosexuality</category><category domain="http://immoral.web2announcer.com/">immoral</category><category domain="http://general.web2announcer.com/">general</category><category domain="http://pace.web2announcer.com/">pace</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://ask.web2announcer.com/">ask</category><category domain="http://tell.web2announcer.com/">tell</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>McCain Backs Don&#039;t Ask, Don&#039;t Tell</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/918385</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    At a forum in New York on Thursday, Senator John McCain was asked a number of questions on myriad issues. While his position on the troop buildup is well known, he talked about a few other issues related to conservatives&#039; concerns about his candidacy.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 22:52:55 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/918385</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://ask.web2announcer.com/">ask</category><category domain="http://tell.web2announcer.com/">tell</category><category domain="http://john.web2announcer.com/">john</category><category domain="http://mccain.web2announcer.com/">McCain</category><category domain="http://2008.web2announcer.com/">2008</category><category domain="http://election.web2announcer.com/">election</category><category domain="http://conservatives.web2announcer.com/">Conservatives</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>New Couch Practically Begging To Be Puked On</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/912957</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting:
Friends of Brent Jureston say there&#039;s little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit.
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:43:15 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/912957</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://they.web2announcer.com/">They</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://call.web2announcer.com/">call</category><category domain="http://brents.web2announcer.com/">Brents</category><category domain="http://place.web2announcer.com/">place</category><category domain="http://the.web2announcer.com/">The</category><category domain="http://vomitorium.web2announcer.com/">Vomitorium</category><category domain="http://for.web2announcer.com/">for</category><category domain="http://nothing.web2announcer.com/">Nothing</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>FDA Chief: Don&#039;t Regulate Tobacco</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/875598</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Government regulation of tobacco could backfire by inadvertently forcing smokers to light up more and inhale more deeply, the head of the Food and Drug Administration said Tuesday.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:29:09 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/875598</guid><category domain="http://fda.web2announcer.com/">FDA</category><category domain="http://chief.web2announcer.com/">chief</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://regulate.web2announcer.com/">Regulate</category><category domain="http://tobacco.web2announcer.com/">Tobacco</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>73-Year-Old Hells Angel Beats Pension Out Of Manager</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/825917</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting:
An Elderly member of the Hells Angels known only as &quot;Snake&quot; savagely attacked Benefits Manager Jerry Russo late last night in the hope of securing a better deal on prescription drugs.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:22:27 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/825917</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://real.web2announcer.com/">Real</category><category domain="http://hells.web2announcer.com/">Hells</category><category domain="http://angels.web2announcer.com/">Angels</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://have.web2announcer.com/">have</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://worry.web2announcer.com/">worry</category><category domain="http://about.web2announcer.com/">About</category><category domain="http://drugs.web2announcer.com/">drugs</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Supreme Court Gives Gore&#039;s Oscar To Bush</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/793022</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global warming documentary &quot;An Inconvenient Truth,&quot; the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:42:42 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/793022</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://get.web2announcer.com/">get</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://statue.web2announcer.com/">statue</category><category domain="http://for.web2announcer.com/">for</category><category domain="http://being.web2announcer.com/">being</category><category domain="http://vice.web2announcer.com/">Vice</category><category domain="http://president.web2announcer.com/">president</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Series Of Serial-Killer Killings Rocks Serial-Killer Community</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/737338</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting:
The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry &quot;The Wrigleyville Stabber&quot; Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:43:51 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/737338</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://worry.web2announcer.com/">worry</category><category domain="http://if.web2announcer.com/">If</category><category domain="http://8youre.web2announcer.com/">Youre</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://serial.web2announcer.com/">serial</category><category domain="http://killer.web2announcer.com/">killer</category><category domain="http://safe.web2announcer.com/">safe</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>FAQ On The Global Warming Hoax</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/495765</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
    <content:encoded>
    Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth&#039;s scientists believe in global warming?
I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming.
Like who?
Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:26:48 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/495765</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://worry.web2announcer.com/">worry</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://hear.web2announcer.com/">hear</category><category domain="http://1its.web2announcer.com/">Its</category><category domain="http://just.web2announcer.com/">just</category><category domain="http://sunspots.web2announcer.com/">Sunspots</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Don&#039;t ignore less virulent bird flu strains</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/401848</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Experts have called for closer study of less lethal strains of the H5N1 bird flu  virus because they might be more likely candidates to spark an influenza pandemic.
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    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:40:05 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/401848</guid><category domain="http://science.web2announcer.com/">Science</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://ignore.web2announcer.com/">Ignore</category><category domain="http://less.web2announcer.com/">Less</category><category domain="http://virulent.web2announcer.com/">Virulent</category><category domain="http://bird.web2announcer.com/">bird</category><category domain="http://flu.web2announcer.com/">Flu</category><category domain="http://strains.web2announcer.com/">strains</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Yahoo! Canada Person...</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/363979</link>
    <author>unknown@YahooMyWeb.com</author>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:45:16 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/363979</guid><category domain="http://web-20.web2announcer.com/">web 2.0</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://inflation.web2announcer.com/">inflation</category><category domain="http://investments.web2announcer.com/">investments</category><category domain="http://a-million.web2announcer.com/">a million</category><category domain="http://less-than.web2announcer.com/">less than</category></item><item>
	<title>CIA Director Quietly Buys Nuclear Attack Insurance</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/280380</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    CIA Director Michael Hayden purchased nuclear-attack insurance Wednesday, paying a $100,000 premium for his homes in suburban Washington and near Cheyenne Mountain, CO. &quot;It&#039;s a typical policy that protects the insured from damages caused by fallout, though at that rate, I usually don&#039;t sell too many,&quot; said Allstate agent Gary Rutter.
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    <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:21:59 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/280380</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://you.web2announcer.com/">you</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://need.web2announcer.com/">need</category><category domain="http://to.web2announcer.com/">To</category><category domain="http://start.web2announcer.com/">start</category><category domain="http://digging.web2announcer.com/">Digging</category><category domain="http://a.web2announcer.com/">a</category><category domain="http://hole.web2announcer.com/">hole</category><category domain="http://in.web2announcer.com/">in</category><category domain="http://your.web2announcer.com/">your</category><category domain="http://backyard.web2announcer.com/">Backyard</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Bush:US Switching Sides In Iraq:America Loves A Winner</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/229838</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
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    <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:46:01 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/229838</guid><category domain="http://satire.web2announcer.com/">satire</category><category domain="http://were.web2announcer.com/">Were</category><category domain="http://not.web2announcer.com/">Not</category><category domain="http://really.web2announcer.com/">Really</category><category domain="http://switching.web2announcer.com/">Switching</category><category domain="http://sides.web2announcer.com/">Sides</category><category domain="http://at.web2announcer.com/">at</category><category domain="http://least.web2announcer.com/">least</category><category domain="http://i.web2announcer.com/">I</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://think.web2announcer.com/">Think</category><category domain="http://we.web2announcer.com/">We</category><category domain="http://are.web2announcer.com/">Are</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>The Mystery of the Anthrax Letters</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/149585</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    Here are pictures of the original Anthrax letters sent only to the Democrats on Capital Hill as the Votes were pending for the Patriot Act.
The sender of these letters has never been found.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:48:09 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/149585</guid><category domain="http://911.web2announcer.com/">911</category><category domain="http://anthrax.web2announcer.com/">anthrax</category><category domain="http://evil.web2announcer.com/">evil</category><category domain="http://some.web2announcer.com/">some</category><category domain="http://just.web2announcer.com/">just</category><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://get.web2announcer.com/">get</category><category domain="http://it.web2announcer.com/">it</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item><item>
	<title>Don&#039;t Stop Beleiving In Netscape</title>
    <link>http://web2announcer.com/go/62660</link>
    <author>unknown@Netscape.com</author>
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    This is for all those people who are fleeing, and all those who are considering it.
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    <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:25:31 GMT</pubDate>
    <guid isPermaLink="true">http://web2announcer.com/go/62660</guid><category domain="http://8dont.web2announcer.com/">Dont</category><category domain="http://4stop.web2announcer.com/">stop</category><category domain="http://netscape.web2announcer.com/">netscape</category><category domain="http://nutscape.web2announcer.com/">Nutscape</category><category domain="http://believe.web2announcer.com/">Believe</category><category domain="http://news.web2announcer.com/">News</category></item></channel>
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